So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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