I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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