Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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