Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you would pick up someone in the library
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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