I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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