I wannas sexs uuuuu
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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