I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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This baby is an asshole
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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