Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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