You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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