I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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