I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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