Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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