: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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