If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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