out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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