and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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