it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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