S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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