the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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