i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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