The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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