how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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