it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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