Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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