swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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