i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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