if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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