I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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