theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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