remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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