I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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