Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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