you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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