Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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