yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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