Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm at about main and main street
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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