After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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