It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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