I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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