: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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