new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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