Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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