Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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