My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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