i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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