Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He's on the porch naked. Help.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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