Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
