God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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