I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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