you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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