I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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