I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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